By Craig Brown for the Daily Mail
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1) The Gallagher brothers are famously argumentative. Liam has hurled all these insults at Noel except one. Which is it?
a) ‘A potato’
b) ‘Tofu boy’
c) ‘Angry squirt’
d) ‘Working-class traitor’
e) ‘Mr Magoo’
Liam and Noel Gallagher are reuniting for a worldwide tour in 2025
2) Noel can be equally acerbic. Over the years, he’s hurled four of these insults at Liam; the other was directed by Friedrich Nietzsche at Richard Wagner. Which isn’t a Gallagher bon mot?
a) ‘I reckon if I put my two sons in a room – one’s nine, one’s 11 – for about 45 minutes, they could probably muster up something better than that new single of his’
b) ‘I don’t listen to the albums because I can’t stand his voice’
c) ‘Is he a human being at all? Is he not a disease?’
d) ‘He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup’
e) ‘If people want to hear old Oasis songs, they’re being played by a fat man in an anorak somewhere’
3) The top price for VIP tickets to the Oasis reunion tour is:
a) £88.57
b) £143.72
c) £260.75
d) £410.10
e) £506.25
4) What is the title of Oasis’s third studio album?
a) Be Here Now
b) Now Be Here
c) Here Now Be
d) Be Now Here
e) Now Here Be
5) Liam’s son Gene was once arrested (and later bound over) for allegedly brawling in a Tesco. Who was detained with him?
a) Ringo Starr’s grandson, Sonny
b) Alvin Stardust’s grandson, Damian
c) Julie Andrews’s grandson, Alistair
d) Keith Richard’s grandson, Jerry
e) Courtney Love’s grandson, Jackson
6) Noel Gallagher’s daughter Anais was educated at:
a) Gordonstoun
b) Heathfield
c) Bash Street
d) Bedales
e) Rugby
7) When they were children, Liam’s sons Gene and Lennon were woken up by their father at 1am on a school night. Why did he wake them?
a) To read them his favourite passage from Jane Austen
b) To play Grand Theft Auto
c) To feed them Coco Pops and watch the film Quadrophenia
d) To listen to a favourite old episode of Two-Way Family Favourites on YouTube
e) To teach them to play ‘Here’s the church, here’s the people – open the gates and here are the people’
8) Who was Liam’s first wife?
a) Patsy Kensit
b) Pamela Anderson
c) Gwyneth Paltrow
d) Helena Bonham Carter
e) Dame Joan Collins
9) What did Noel call the band he formed after Oasis?
a) Noasis
b) The Beetles
c) High Flying Birds
d) Low Cost Airline
e) High Flying Brows
The Gallagher brothers at Wembley Stadium before before the band split up
10) What was Liam’s response to a fan who complained he ‘didn’t expect them to rip their fans off as much as they have done’?
a) ‘Shut-up’
b) ‘Caught red handed, mate’
c) ‘Get lost’
d) ‘Worth it at 2wice the price’
e) ‘So wot’
11) Liam once offered his advice on how to prepare for a big concert. What was it?
a) ‘Four to five pints usually does the trick. Any more, and you’re, like, out of control. And lay off the Special Brew, mate’
b) ‘Listen to a bit of Mozart. Reconnect with your classical roots, know what I mean?’
c) ‘You’ve got to be match fit. Make sure you get plenty of early nights and look after yourself’
d) ‘I watch the Von Trapps in The Sound Of Music and I think, well, if they can stick together, so can me and Noel’
e) ‘Chill. Just chill’
Answers: 1e; 2c; 3e; 4a; 5a; 6d; 7c; 8a; 9c; 10a; 11c.